How can I contact a Fairfield Ca FEMALE Police Officer without going through their corrupt Police Dept?

The only way to capture a pigs attention is when its not in its departments pen feeding then you must wait till it stalks the patrol area then flag it down and hope it understands English if it dont then you must learn to speak donutish language kinda sounds like piglet and wheal singing noises. That always seem to work well. if that dont work then you might want to try to drop some corn drops in a trail from town to your house they will follow it eating then trap it in a cage till it listens I know this worked with Arnold on green acres once.